—Spare some change?
—What, so you can just blow it on hooch or goofballs? I don't think so. Get a job, you bum!
—I had a job once. A good job. But it all fell apart when I … when I got hooked on the Austrian ice.
—A meth man, eh?
—Not that kind of ice. I'm talking the purest kind of crystal … Swarovski. I got my first taste during a business trip to Vienna, the birthplace of these precision-cut beauties. My liaison gave me a Swarovski tie clip as a welcome gift, and that was it for me. I skipped out on all my meetings and wandered the streets, ducking into every jewelry shop I passed and maxing out all my credit cards along the way. By the time I found my way back to the states, I had lost my job, my family, my savings … everything.
—So you're hopped up on glass schnitzel? I've heard about you stone slammers on 60 Minutes. The experts at the American Gemological Society say there's an epidemic brewing, but I find that hard to believe.
—It's only hard to believe if you've never experienced the sweet rush of Swar firsthand.
—Oh, I'm experienced. Take a look at these babies.
—They're … they're glorious.
—That's right. These Chloe earrings from UliNai are made with genuine Swarovski crystal elements in five color options and adorned with five sparkling Swarovski center stones. Plus, they're finished off with high-quality .925 sterling silver earwire.
—If I still had a house, I'd offer it to you for just one lick of those earrings.
—You see, that's the problem with you rock rollers. You never shop at OnSale, where you can get these gems for just $19 instead of $69.99.
—$19? I'm a fool. An utter, utter fool.
—Yes you are. Now get out of my way. Unlike you, I have a job.
Made from genuine Swarovski crystal elements with five sparkling Swarovski center stones
.0925 sterling silver earwire
Pick between five color options: Clear AB, Topaz, Jet Diamond, Blue Denim, and Amethyst
Gift box included
Measures 14mm tall by 8mm wide
Deal #: 2932