—Hey, Bill. About your toga. It's … it's really involved.
—What, this little ditty? I wouldn't call it elaborate, honey.
—Jodhpurs, a turban and epaulettes? Bill, if you shaved your eyebrows and wore a sausage-link necklace, you'd be a dead ringer for Lady Gaga.
—I need to make a good impression. It's been ages since I've seen the old Gamma Alpha Upsilon boys. Besides, that new Egyptian Comfort Sheet Set was so exquisite that merely wrapping it around my waist would have been a waste.
—My new sheets? You ruined my new sheets for your fraternity reunion party?
—Now, Jill. Just calm down. I know your liberal arts college didn't have a Greek system, so I can't fault your toga party naïveté. But let me clue you in on a frat secret: togas chafe. Hard. When I got the invite to the reunion, I immediately started thinking about which sheets wouldn’t rub my body raw. Then it dawned on me: these new microfiber Egyptian Comfort Sheets feel as soft as 1600 thread count sheets. In theory, they should be silky enough not to cause a rash. I tested out my hypothesis by wearing one of the pillowcases like a cummerbund under my work shirts, and it worked like a charm.
—Your skin might not be irritated tonight, but your wife definitely will be.
—I figured you'd be miffed, Jill. But I have a surprise. There was enough material left over from the deep-pocketed fitted sheet and pillowcases for me to make you a toga as well. What do you think?
—I … I think it's beautiful. It looks like a cross between a Vera Wang wedding dress and a Gordon Gartrelle shirt.
—I'm glad you like it, Jill. Too bad it'll probably be covered in Jell-o, mud and mustard by the end of the night.
—What was that, Bill?
—Oh … nothing, dear.
Egyptian comfort feel (equivalent to 1600 thread count)
4-piece set comes with a flat sheet, a fitted sheet, and 2 pillowcases
Available in Full, Queen, and King sizes
12 color options
Deep pocket to fit extra thick mattress (up to 19”)
Wrinkle-free and super soft
Microfiber for added plushness
Telephone No: 630-317-7865
Deal #: 2927