Ever since Gerry in IT popped the question to Nadia in Marketing, she's been strutting around the office flashing her ring to anyone who will stop and look. Everyone then has to hear all about how he popped the question by taking her out to dinner at Solomon's, where he arranged for the chef to cook the ring in an escargot, which she almost ate, but he stopped her and got down on one knee and blah blah blah. Gag me with a snail spoon.
We get it, Nadia. Your rock is ginormous and your life is going to be all milk and honey. We want to be happy for you, but you just bagged the last halfway decent man in the office. All that's left now are the warehouse guys who blow snot rockets into the break room sink and Turtleneck Tom in HR. Thanks a lot, Nadia. I guess it pays to be the "tipsy" girl at the holiday party.
Well, I'm not going to let her dominate the conversation one more day. I got this amazing coupon from OnSale—$50 worth of jewelry at DesignerSilvers.com for just $20—and now I'm bracelet blocking her at the water cooler. Every time she tries to bring up her engagement, I swoop in and start chatting about the exquisite design of my .925 sterling silver rings, bangles, necklaces, and earrings. See, all of the pieces at DesignerSilvers.com cost just $19.95, so I was able to load up on these amazing accessories without dipping into my mani-pedi funds.
I think my plan is working. It seems like everyone's talking about how I keep going on and on about the purity of my sterling silver jewelry and that I might be losing it. No one's discussing Nadia and her dumb ring. Mission accomplished.
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• $50 Coupon to SharpShades.com, including: $20 paid value plus $30 promotional value
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• Promotional Value Expires: August 26, 2013
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