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The Deal

—Agatha, wait. I just don't think you should go out wearing that. You're practically naked.

—Practically naked? Yes. Naked naked? Not on your life. A lady knows when to be discreet. But I'm not naked.

—Technically, no. You're not naked, Agatha. But even our bohemian German neighbors wouldn't go to a restaurant wearing just a plastic raincoat.

—Well, why not? I'm not ashamed of my body. I may not be quite as tight as I was when we were teenagers, but I still have a few lines that are sure to turn heads.

—More like turn stomachs. Honey, listen to reason. Ever since you got that Nearly Nude iPhone 5 case, you've been dropping your wardrobe like an iPhone drops calls.

—That's right, Charley. My Nearly Nude case has shown me the way. As soon as I set my iPhone into its transparent plastic arms and realized that I could keep my phone safe while still showing off its curves, I said to myself: what's good for the phone is good for this granny. My raincoat is all the protection I needed, and it leaves all my ports, buttons and inputs fully exposed…just like how the Nearly Nude case handles my iPhone.

—I can't argue with your logic, Agatha. And if these past forty years of marriage have taught me anything, it's that I can't change your mind once you've made a decision. Still, I think it's a bad idea.

—Dually noted, Charley. Now, grab your keys and let's get going before we miss the early bird special.

Deal #: 2867