—I understand that you're an art critic from The Gazette, but I'm still not sure why you're in my living room.
—For the last time, darling, I'm here for your gallery opening. I know it's a little gauche of me to arrive so early, but I had to be the first to see your new collection. They're marvelous, darling. Simply marvelous.
—You mean my 11" x 14" Canvas Daddy prints?
—Is that the name of your show? I didn't find any pamphlets by the kitchen window I crawled in through, so I assumed you were being intentionally avant-guard. But I must say, these pieces are breathtaking. They're amazingly photorealistic, yet I can still see the brushstrokes.
—That's all part of the Canvas Daddy service. You send in your favorite photos, and their team of digital artists makes them look hand-painted. Once they're done, they print it on premium canvas using archival ink, stretch it onto an easy-to-hang frame, and ship it out.
—Just like Warhol's factory! I knew I was onto something fresh here.
—Speaking of fresh, my wife is just about to serve dinner. So if you wouldn't mind…
—I don't mind at all, dear. Where should I sit? I hope it's vegan.
Deal #: 2863